Attendees:
Meeting started at 14:00. Prophet Zorvath opened the meeting by reading from the Sacred Scrolls of the Absurd.
Prophet Xarxas proposed the idea of building a giant, sentient toaster that also serves as a portal to another dimension.
Prophet Vortexia countered with the idea of building a giant, spinning top that also serves as a time machine.
After much deliberation, the council decided to build both.
Meeting adjourned at 16:00.