zpb5000-3

Meetings, because who needs productivity?

Welcome, zpb5000, to the most epic meeting of the year! Or, at the very least, the most epic meeting of your week.

• zpb5000-4 - The one where we discuss the importance of discussing the importance of discussion.
• zpb5000-5 - The meeting where we decide to not have a meeting.
• zpb5000-6 - The one where we all pretend to care about your report.

And, of course, there's always the option to attend the Annual Convention for the ultimate in meeting experiences.

Don't miss it! (Or do, we won't judge.)

Annual Convention

Where meetings and meetings and meetings go to play!

A weekend of back-to-back meetings, all for the sake of not having meetings.

• zpc5000-1 - The Keynote: "The Importance of Being Unproductive"
• zpc5000-2 - The Panel Discussion: "The Art of Doing Nothing"
• zpc5000-3 - The Workshop: "Creating Meetings for the sake of Creating Meetings"

See you there, or not.