Snack Food of the Gods: Meeting Prophets

Meet the Prophets of the Snack Food of the Gods, where the fate of humanity's snacking habits are decided.

Our Prophets are chosen for their unparalleled ability to eat entire pizzas by themselves in one sitting.

Current Session: The Great Cheese Extravaganza

Join us for an evening of unwavering dedication to the almighty cheese, where the boundaries of human consumption are pushed to their limits.

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Upcoming Sessions: The Meat-a-Thon

Witness the unbridled majesty of our Prophets as they devour 50 pounds of bacon in a single sitting.

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Note: Please do not attempt to join these sessions. We can't be held responsible for your snacking-related traumas.

Disclaimer: Prophets may not actually eat 50 pounds of bacon. That would be excessive. Probably.