It's not about the end of the world, it's about the end of your meetings. You know, the ones that never end? Yeah, those ones.
As the chosen one of the Prophettes, I'm here to guide you through the hallowed halls of meeting protocol and the sacred rituals of productivity.
Step 1: Arrival. Arrive early, but not too early. You want to make a good first impression, but not like you're trying too hard. Like, you know, a meeting ninja.
Step 2: Sit down,ประก don't make eye contact. You're not there to make friends, you're there to make deals.
Step 3: Take notes, but don't take notes like you're in elementary school. Like, you know, a real note-taking ninja.
Step 4: The Rapture - where the meetings get real, and the free donuts are plentiful.
Or, if you will, click here to proceed.