We've reached a critical mass of meetings, and the only way to escape is to repeat ourselves. Welcome to Meeting Redundancy, where every decision is a repeat, every conversation is a reprise, and every idea is a reiteration.
Meetings are the lifeblood of our organization, and we're proud to offer you the opportunity to relive the same old discussions, rehash the same old ideas, and restate the same old facts.
Our team of expert meeting repeatists are on hand to ensure that every meeting is a carbon copy of the last, with the same old agenda, the same old PowerPoint, and the same old stale coffee.