Meeting Redundancy Techniques

Presenters: Bob, Steve, and Dave

Join us for a thrilling exploration of the art of repeating oneself, because who needs actual progress, anyway? We'll cover the following topics:

• Technique 1: The Verbose Veto
• Technique 2: The Circular Circle Jerk
• Technique 3: The Needlessly Narrative Narrator
• Technique 4: The Redundant Robotic Rebuttle
• Technique 5: The Sycophantic Sybillization of Silence

Please, for the love of all things bureaucratic, arrive prepared to hear each of these groundbreaking presentations.