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Meeting Schedule of the Doomed

Minutes of the Doomed Meeting (Again)

Item 1: The Apocalypse is Imminent

John, the new intern, was tasked with checking the apocalypse calendar. Unfortunately, he forgot to update his password and couldn't access the schedule.

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Item 2: The Coffee Machine is Broken (Again)

The office coffee machine, which was supposed to be replaced last week, is still not functioning. Bob, the IT guy, was tasked with fixing it, but he's still on vacation.

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Minutes of the Doomed Meeting (Again)

Attendees: John (via phone), Bob (on vacation), and Alice (who was late again).

Summary: We're all doomed. The apocalypse is near.

Action Items: None. We're all just waiting for the end.

Next Meeting: Same time, same place. Unless we're already dead.