Why Don't We Just Use a Whiteboard?

Because, honestly, who needs actual communication?

Meetings are for:

Checking our watches and pretending we're on time
Talking about the weather (again)
Making small talk about our weekends
Having someone else decide what to do, so we don't have to think

Whiteboard, schmwhiteboard.

Why Not Just Use a Whiteboard 2.0

(Note: The above response is a satirical take on the common problem of redundant meetings. The content pokes fun at the tendency for people to attend meetings for reasons unrelated to actual work, and the whiteboard is being used as a humorous metaphor for a more efficient means of communication.)