Meetings that have been running for over 5 years. You're still there, we know.
Our team has been meeting for so long, we've started to forget why we're here.
We're a team of highly trained professionals who have been stuck in meetings for so long, we've started to lose our grip on reality.
We've been meeting for so long, the only things we've accomplished are our lunch breaks.
We're working on it.
But don't worry, we're sure it'll be done by the next meeting.
Which will be in 5 minutes, because that's how long our meetings last.
We're the only team that has managed to make meetings enjoyable, but we're still stuck in them.
Who needs productivity when you have foosball?