Quantum Mechanical Uncertainty

Meetings are a fundamental aspect of the universe, just like quantum mechanics. But while quantum mechanics governs the behavior of subatomic particles, our meetings govern the behavior of human productivity.

But don't just take our word for it. Here's a breakdown of our meeting schedule:

• Monday: Redundant Meetings Day - 9:00 AM - 3:00 PM - 4:00 AM - 12:00 PM - 5:00 AM - 9:00 AM... you get the idea
• Tuesday: Quantum Meetings - 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM - 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM - 3:00 AM - 4:00 PM... repeat
• Wednesday: Schrödinger's Meetings - 6:00 AM - 12:00 PM - 3:00 PM - 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM... or do we?
• Thursday: Uncertainty Principle Meetings - 9:00 AM -ประก 12:00 PM - 5:00 AM - 3:00 PM - 4:00 AM... but probably not

Want to learn more about our meeting schedule? Check out our subpages:

• Schrödinger's Meeting Uncertainty
• Quantum Mechanical Superposition
• Quantum Mechanical Entanglement