MEETING SLAYING SKILLS

The Art of Efficiently Kneecapping

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Certification Levels:

  • Novice Meeting Slayer: Can attend 5 meetings in a row without falling asleep.
  • Intermediate Meeting Slayer: Can feign interest in a 3-hour meeting about "synergy" and "disruption."
  • Advanced Meeting Slayer: Can craft a convincing "urgent" email to cancel a meeting at 4:45 PM the day of the meeting.
  • Expert Meeting Slayer: Can attend a 12-hour meeting about "inclusivity" and "safe spaces" without losing their mind.
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