Chapter 11: The Seven Deadly Platitudes - Part 7

And so, we come to the final installment of "The Seven Deadly Platitudes". In this, the seventh and most diabolical of the series, we delve into the depths of the most insidious of platitudes: Platitude of Desperation.

The Platitude of Desperation is the one that keeps you up at night, wondering if you're doing enough. It's the one that convinces you to work on a Saturday, just to make sure you're not missing out on the next big thing. It's the one that turns you into a human version of the Tortured Soul of Overwork.

But don't just take our word for it. Read the testimonials from our experts in the field:

Dr. Jane Smith, Ph.D., renowned expert in the field of Platitudes, says: "I've seen it all, folks. The Platitude of Desperation is just another example of the human condition." And John Doe, a local business owner, chimes in: "I've got a great idea! We'll just work on the weekends, and then everyone will be happy!"

Don't be a slave to the Platitude of Desperation. Join us in our quest to find the true meaning of life. Or, at the very least, find a way to get some sleep.