THE GRAND COMMISSIONER

Meetings so redundant, they're practically a ritual.

Where the most exciting thing that happens is when someone finally remembers to bring donuts.

Join us for:

• Hour-long discussions about the importance of discussing things for hour-long meetings.
• Interminable PowerPoint presentations.
• A 30-minute break to stretch, but mostly to scroll through our phones.

And don't even get us started on the coffee machine.