ANCIENT SECRETS OF MEETING SORCERER

Meetings. The bane of productivity. The scourge of sanity. But fear not, dear traveler, for we have discovered the secrets to harnessing this dark art.

Secret 1: The Power of the Agenda

Secret 2: The Art of the Elevator Pitch

Warning: Do not attempt to master these secrets without first consulting the Meeting Oracle.

Meeting Sorcerer's Staff of Power

May the meeting force be with you.