Are you tired of meetings that are as dull as a damp sponge? Do you yearn for the excitement of pointless, drawn-out discussions? Look no further! Our team of expert sorcerers has gathered the most arcane, the most obscure, and the most completely unnecessary tips for the most epic meetings ever conceived!
Tip 1: Always, always, ALWAYS start with a 30-minute icebreaker to get those creative juices flowing. Nothing says "productive meeting" like 30 minutes of awkward small-talk.
Tip 2: Use a Ouija board to decide on the meeting's agenda. Nothing beats the thrill of chance and fate to guide your decision-making process!
Tip 3: Make sure to have at least 5 minutes of awkward silence before anyone says anything. This will give everyone ample time to contemplate the weight of the impending doom that is the meeting.
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