Step 1: The Art of Active Nodding
Nodding is an art form, young sorcerer. It requires a delicate balance of facial muscles and a keen sense of timing.
Welcome, young sorcerer, to the ancient art of faking attentiveness. This is the definitive guide to pretending to care while secretly counting down the seconds until the meeting is over.
Techniques for Faking Attentiveness, Faking Attentiveness in Real-Time, Advanced Faking Attentiveness
Nodding is an art form, young sorcerer. It requires a delicate balance of facial muscles and a keen sense of timing.
Staring intensely into your colleagues' eyes is the key to faking engagement. Just make sure to blink at random intervals for authenticity.
When the going gets tough, the tough get faking. Show your colleagues that you're deeply invested in the meeting's topic by asking pointed questions and taking notes.
