Step 2: The Art of Making People Wait

In this crucial phase, you'll learn the ancient art of making others wait for you. It's a delicate dance of procrastination, subtle manipulation, and calculated indifference.

As you progress through the steps, you'll discover that the key to mastering this art lies in embracing the thrill of delayed productivity.

Step 2.1: The Power of the Empty Whiteboard

Begin by scribbling random notes on the whiteboard. The more gibberish, the better. This will create a sense of confusion, ensuring that your team is thoroughly bewildered.

Example: 1 + 1 = ? *insert random symbols and hieroglyphics*

Step 2.2: The Art of Miscommunication

Now, take a few minutes to 'explain' the equation above, using words like 'synergy', 'paradigm', and 'disrupt'. This will guarantee that your team will be lost in the haze of your verbosity.

Example: "Ah, you see, it's all about... um... synergistic... paradigm... shift... thingy... *mumble mumble*"