Appendix: The Secret Handbook for Meeting Wizards

By now, you're probably a seasoned meeting wizard, but do you ever wonder what lies behind the curtain? This appendix is your key to unlocking the mysteries of redundant meetings.

The Meeting Wizard's Secret Ingredients

  1. 1.5 cups all-purpose confusion
  2. 3 cups of hastily-scrawled agendas
  3. 0.5 cups of stale coffee
  4. pinch of existential dread

Meeting Wizardry Techniques:

  1. The Art of Socratic Questioning (TM): Ask a question, wait 10 minutes for an answer.
  2. The Ancient Art of Stalling: Talk about something unrelated for exactly 7 minutes and 30 seconds.
  3. Meeting Wizard's Special Sauce: Make everyone feel like their contribution is crucial, even if it's just a 10-minute tangent.

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