Warning: Do Not Attempt to Cross the Bridge
Legend has it that the bridges in our company's parking lot have a mind of their own. Some say they were cursed by a disgruntled former CEO. Others claim it's just the work of our IT department. Whatever the reason, be careful when crossing the bridge, lest you suffer the wrath of the burned bridges.
Here's a list of the known victims:
- John from Accounting: He was last seen crossing the bridge at 3:14 PM on a Tuesday.
- Jane from HR: Her car is still stuck on the bridge, a grim reminder of the perils of the cursed crossing.
- Bob from IT: His laptop was recovered on the bridge, still warm, still running the company's proprietary software.
What's your story? Have you survived the bridge?