For those who insist on reading the fine print, we've compiled the most important, yet completely unnecessary, information about our meetings.
Warning: Reading this will not improve your productivity, nor will it make you a better meeting participant. In fact, it will probably just confuse you.
Learn the ancient art of nodding, the subtle art of typing on your laptop while pretending to care, and the delicate dance of eye contact with the person talking.
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By reading this appendix, you are not actually required to do anything. Or are you?
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For those who insist on knowing more, we've included the following:
Meeting Sorcerer, Inc. reserves the right to change the meeting schedule at any time, without notice, and without explanation.
A meeting can be called at any time, and for any reason. Or no reason at all.