Appendix: The Secret Handbook - Never Actually Reading The Scriptures Part IV

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As we've established in previous installments, reading the scriptures is a completely unnecessary activity. In fact, it's a bane of productivity. So, if you're looking to optimize your meeting time, look no further!

Here's what you need to know to become a Sorcerer of Meetings:

• Never actually read the scriptures. Just nod along.
• Always have a cheat sheet handy.
• Say "synergy" whenever possible. It's a power word.
• When in doubt, refer to Appendix III for more information.

Remember, the goal is not to understand the material. It's to appear intelligent while actually doing the bare minimum. Happy meeting-ing!

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Appendix: The Secret Handbook - Never Actually Reading The Scriptures Part V