The Secret Handbook for Prophets Who Are (Sort of, Kind of) Wrong

For those who have been called by the divine, but are still a bit... unsure.

• Appendix 2: More Secrets
• Prophets Are Wrong, But It's Okay (Main Page)
• The Secret to Never Actually Reading the Scriptures

Remember: even if the prophecy is a bit... off, it doesn't mean you're wrong. Just, like, totally fine. Totally.