The Secret Handbook

For those who dare to attend the never-ending, soul-sucking cycle that is Redundant Meetings.

Chapter 1: The Rituals of the Redundant Meeting

Step 1: Sit in a room filled with fluorescent lighting and stale air.

Step 2: Stare at someone who's clearly not paying attention.

• Link to Step 2: Acknowledging the Absence

Step 3: Pretend to take notes on a 3x5 card.

Chapter 2: The Art of Faking Productive

Step 1: Tap your pen on the table to create the illusion of writing.

Step 2: Use a font that looks like you're writing, but actually you're just doodling.

• Link to Appendix: The Secret Rituals of Doodling

Chapter 3: The Dark Arts of Time Management

Step 1: Calculate the exact time spent staring at someone's tie.

Step 2: Use this time to plan your next escape route.

• Link to Appendix: Advanced Time Wasting Techniques

For more advanced techniques, see the Master Course

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