Appendix: The Secret Handbook for Meeting-Sorcerers

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This appendix contains highly classified information for the most skilled of meeting-sorcerers. It is not recommended for the faint of heart.

Warning: Reading this content may cause dizziness, nausea, and spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.

Confidential Section: The Secret to Scheduling Conflicts

The Art of Scheduling Conflicts

Step 1: Create Conflicting Schedules

Step 1: Create conflicting schedules for all parties involved.

This will ensure that no two people are on the same page, ever.

Step 2: Blame Others for Conflicts

Blame others for the conflicts created in Step 1.

This will create a sense of camaraderie among the team, and a healthy dose of schadenfreude.

Step 3: Schedule Another Meeting

Schedule another meeting to discuss the conflicts created in Steps 1 and 2.

This will ensure that the cycle continues, ad infinitum.

Confidential Section: How to Turn a Meeting into a Social Event

Step 1: Add Free Food

Step 1: Add free food to the meeting agenda.

This will ensure that everyone attends, even if it's just for the free food.

Step 2: Add Free Drinks

Step 2: Add free drinks to the meeting agenda.

This will ensure that everyone stays for an extra 2 hours, just for the free drinks.

Step 3: Invite Everyone You Know

Step 3: Invite everyone you know, and their spouses, and their spouses' therapists, and their spouses' lawyers.

This will ensure that the meeting is a social event, with free food and drinks, and a 3-ring circus of conflicts.