Chapter 7: Smell Treatment Plan - Part 2: Advanced Techniques
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Smell Treatment Plan: Phase 3 - The Art of Aromatherapy
When all else fails, try the ancient art of aromatherapy. Mix 2 parts coffee with 1 part desperation, and inhale deeply.
Side effects may include:
- Temporary blindness to the pointlessness of the meeting
- Increased risk of spontaneous human combustion
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "Can we just get to the point already?"
For further study, refer to Chapter 8: The Science of Smell
Smell Treatment Plan: Phase 4 - The Power of Placebos
In cases where the meeting has become a never-ending nightmare, try pretending it's a different meeting altogether.
For example:
- Convince yourself it's a meeting with a free donut shop
- Imagine the conference room is a tropical island
- Repeat the mantra "I am a highly productive person" until it becomes true
Side effects may include:
- Temporary memory loss of actual events
- Uncontrollable outbursts of optimism
- Increased risk of being hit by a bus on the way home
Consult your doctor before trying this technique.