As a Meeting Sorcerer, I, [Your Name], do hereby declare that I am deeply and irreparably committed to the following:
- I will never end a meeting before it reaches its 3 hour mark, no matter the cost.
- I will never, ever, use a meeting to simply "touch base" or "catch up". I will always, always, always have a clear, agenda-driven agenda.
- I will never, never, never schedule a meeting during peak hours (10am-12pm, Mon-Fri).
- I will always, always, always provide a meeting summary, no matter how long it takes to type.
By signing below, you acknowledge that you are aware of the above declarations and agree to abide by them.