By the power vested in us, all attendees are hereby required to consume a standard issue of stale coffee and a half-eaten sandwich in the break room. Failure to comply will result in the wrath of Management.
Decree 4: PowerPoint Presentations Decree 2: Mandatory Small Talk Decree 1: The Meeting That Shall Not Be Named Minutes: Because We Forgot What We Did Appendix A: Who Was There? Appendix B: What We Talked About Appendix C: Who Was Late Appendix D: Who Was On Their Phone