Welcome, wizards of the meeting world! In this esteemed gathering, we're pushing the limits of tedium.
Today, we've managed to cram 4 hours of discussion into a 1-hour meeting. Bravo, we say!
As a special bonus, we've added an extra hour of pointless tangents. You're welcome!
Don't forget to bring your favorite coffee mug to fill with lukewarm water from the break room.