Initiation Rituals for the Most Epic Meetings Ever

Step 1: The Invocation of the Redundant Meeting Gods

Step 2: The Pacing of the Pacing

• Step 3: The Invocation of the Agenda
• Step 4: The Pacing of the Pacing (Again, but this time with more paces)
• Step 5: The Unnecessary but Satisfying Q&A Session
• Step 6: The Pacing of the Pacing (One More Time, Because We're Not Done)

Side Effects of the Initiation Rituals:

• Increased meeting attendance by 300%
• More than 90% of participants reported feeling "meh"
• Unnecessary coffee breaks
• Unsolicited PowerPoint presentations