Welcome to the never-ending meeting of the Committee of Utterly Unnecessary Deliberation, where the minutes go on forever, but the decisions are always the same.
Today's meeting was called to discuss the topic of "The Best Way to Make Coffee." The discussion was heated, with some members arguing that a French press was the best, while others claimed it was clearly a Keurig.
As the meeting raged on, the minutes grew longer and more convoluted, with some members insisting on including every single detail of their cat's health issues.
After hours of debate, the committee finally decided on a compromise: everyone would have a different opinion, and they would all be right.
Next meeting, we'll be discussing "The Best Way to Make Toast." Come for the discussion, stay for the madness.
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