The Manifesto of the Meeting Sorcerer

By the power of the Meeting Sorcerer, I, the Great Overlord of Redundant Meetings, do hereby decree:

Meetings shall be held for the sole purpose of discussing the minutiae of irrelevant details.
Each meeting shall have at least three subcommittees, one for brainstorming, one for deciding, and one for rehashing.
Every meeting shall be preceded by a 30-minute icebreaker session, where attendees shall share their deepest fears and insecurities.
Meetings shall be adjourned only after the last attendee has left, or the last agenda item has been discussed ad nauseam.

Thus sayeth the Meeting Sorcerer, let this be the law.