Manifesto Section 4: The Art of Doing the Same Meeting Twice

In the immortal words of our beloved Meeting Wizard, "If at first you succeed, it's a fluke. If at second you succeed, it's a meeting."

We, the champions of redundant meetings, have spent years perfecting the art of doing the same meeting twice. It's not just a skill, it's a way of life.

Here are our guiding principles:

1. Reiterate the same information, verbatim, with the same tone and the same pace.
2. Make sure to cover every base, no matter how often we've covered it before.
3. Take notes, and then take more notes, because who needs actual progress?
4. Repeat the same questions, and pretend not to remember the answers.
5. Conduct the meeting at 6 AM on a Tuesday, because that's when the coffee is still free.

And remember, the true test of a meeting's mettle is its ability to repeat itself.

See also:

• Manifesto Section 3: The Art of Repeating the Obvious
• Manifesto Section 5: The Science of Meeting Math