Welcome to the Meeting Mallet, where time is money, and money is time. Or something.
Meetings: the bane of productivity, the scourge of sanity, and the reason why you'll never get anything done on time.
But fear not, for we have the solution: more meetings!
With our expertly crafted guide, you'll learn how to:
- Conduct meetings that last forever
- Make meetings that never end
- Turn meetings into never-ending, always-possible, always-relevant exercises in creative procrastination
And that's not all. You'll also discover the secrets of:
The Secret Society of Meeting Connoisseurs, The Meeting Mandate: A Guide to Making Meetings Mandatory, and The Meeting Sorcery: A Guide to Turning Meetings into Never-Ending Adventures.