The Meeting Mallet: A Guide to Meetings, Meetings, and More Meetings

Welcome to the Meeting Mallet, where time is money, and money is time. Or something.

Meetings: the bane of productivity, the scourge of sanity, and the reason why you'll never get anything done on time.

But fear not, for we have the solution: more meetings!

With our expertly crafted guide, you'll learn how to:

• Conduct meetings that last forever
• Make meetings that never end
• Turn meetings into never-ending, always-possible, always-relevant exercises in creative procrastination

And that's not all. You'll also discover the secrets of:

The Secret Society of Meeting Connoisseurs, The Meeting Mandate: A Guide to Making Meetings Mandatory, and The Meeting Sorcery: A Guide to Turning Meetings into Never-Ending Adventures.

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