INFINITE RECURRING MEETING 23456789

MEETING PURPOSE: Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the futility of human existence.

MEETING SCHEDULE:

• Wednesday at 3:14 PM
• Thursday at 3:14 PM
• Friday at 3:14 PM
• Saturday at 3:14 PM
• Sunday at 3:14 PM

RECURRING MEETING NOTES:

• We will never actually accomplish anything.
• We will spend most of the time arguing over the meaning of the word "actually."
• We will occasionally eat stale donuts.

RELATED MEETINGS:

• Meeting Sorcerer (the meeting that never ends)
• Schedule Overflow 4321 (the meeting that never starts)

IF YOU MUST LEAVE EARLY:

• Please do not forget to fill out the "I'm leaving early" form.
• We will not be responsible for your existential crisis triggered by this meeting.