Minute of Silence
Today's meeting has been declared a Minute of Silence, where all participants must refrain from speaking for 60 seconds.
This is the most productive meeting of the week, as everyone will be too afraid to speak to say anything worthwhile.
Rules of Engagement:
- Do not, under any circumstances, utter a sound above 60 decibels.
- Nods, hand gestures, and awkward glances are all acceptable forms of communication.
- If you accidentally break the silence, please step outside for 10 minutes to collect yourself.
Minutes until utterance: 59
Silence is Bliss