Our Mission
Our mission is to create an endless loop of meetings that never actually accomplish anything, but always feel productive.
We're like the meeting equivalent of Groundhog Day, but with slightly more PowerPoint and slightly less excitement.
Our team of highly trained meeting facilitators are experts in creating agendas that are 99% redundant, 1% confusing, and 0% productive.
Our meeting rooms are equipped with the latest in meeting technology, including a state-of-the-art whiteboard that never actually gets used, and chairs that are guaranteed to cause back pain.
We're proud to serve the needs of our clients, whether it's to discuss the same topic for the 14th time, or to create a 50-page PowerPoint presentation that will never be read.
Our mission statement is: "To waste as much time as humanly possible, and to make you feel like you've accomplished something."
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