MEETING SORCERER

Welcome, mortals, to the realm of Meeting Sorcerer, where the art of pointless discussion is taken to new and exciting heights. In this mystical land, meetings never end, and productivity is but a distant memory.

Meet the Sorcerer

Meet your Meeting Sorcerer, the great and powerful leader of this gathering of the uninspired.

Meet the Minions

Behold, the minions of the Meeting Sorcerer, tasked with the duty of attending meetings, taking notes, and pretending to be interested.

Meet the Victims

MEETING SORCERER

You have been transported to the depths of the Meeting Sorcerer's lair, where the art of meeting attendance is a sacred ritual.

Pretend to agree with everyone Pretend to disagree with everyone Pretend to be interested in nothing

Rules of the Sorcerer's Laughter

Rule 1: Always agree with the Sorcerer's decisions, no matter how absurd.

Rule 2: Never question the Sorcerer's authority, lest ye face the wrath of the minions.

Rule 3: Pretend to take notes, even when you have no idea what's being said.

Treacherous Paths

Be warned, brave mortal, that these paths lead to certain doom.

Actually pretend to be interested in nothing Pretend to agree with everyone but the Sorcerer Actually disagree with everyone but the Minions