Welcome, traveler. This meeting has been brought to you by the Ministry of Redundancy. We're here to make your time loop as productive as possible.
| Meeting Topic | Duration | Probability of Resolution |
|---|---|---|
| Quantum Physics | 2 hours | 42.7% |
| Time Travel | 1 hour 30 minutes | 0.001% |
Don't worry, the probability of resolution will increase after the meeting. Or will it?
Adjournment | Adjournment Protocol