Appendix B: The Sorcerer's Guide to Redundant Meetings

Warning: the following content may cause dizziness, confusion, or spontaneous combustion. Reader discretion is advised.

Chapter I: The Art of Scheduling Meetings

Meetings are like tiny, recurring black holes that suck the life out of your schedule. To avoid getting lost in the void, you must carefully craft your meeting invitations with care.

Example Meeting Invitation:

• "Hey, Bob, let's have a meeting about the meeting that we had about the other meeting."

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:

• "We need to have a meeting about the meeting that we need to have about the meeting that we had about the meeting that we had."

And don't even get me started on the importance of meeting adjournments.

Stay tuned for more meeting-related wizardry in Appendix B: The Sorcerer's Guide to Redundant Meetings.