Chapter 2: The Art of Redundant Meetings

Subchapter 2.1: The Ancient Art of Repeating Oneself

Meetings are like pizza dough, the more you knead, the more you get tired of it.

But seriously, have you ever noticed how meetings seem to be the one thing that never end? It's like they're cursed.

Subchapter 2.2: Advanced Techniques for Repeating the Obvious

Here are some expert tips to make your meetings even more... redundant:

• Re-state the same thing 5 times in a row.
• Use PowerPoint to display a 10-slide presentation with 5 bullet points on each slide.
• Have 3 people say the same thing, but with slight variations.

Subchapter 2.3: Meeting Sorcerer's Toolbox

A collection of magical tools to make your meetings even more fascinating:

• Chapter 3: The Art of Meeting Juggling
• Appendix A: The Meeting Sorcerer's Dictionary