CHAPTER 4: THE ART OF MEETING MAGIC

Step 1: Wave your hands in a circular motion, while making 'whooshing' noises to distract the meeting attendees.

Step 2: Pull out a random piece of paper from your pocket and read it as if it's a sacred text.

Continue to Chapter 5: The Art of Saying Nothing

or

Go to Appendix A: The Meeting Sorcerer's Guide to Procrastination

Remember, practice your meeting sorcery regularly to become truly effective at wasting time.

A meeting sorcerer in action