Welcome to the Secret Society of Meeting Sorcerers

Where the art of pointless meetings is taken to new heights.

Our Mission

We're a secret society of meeting wizards who specialize in crafting meetings that are so dull, they'll make you question the meaning of life.

Mission Statement:

We're a group of highly trained meeting experts who have mastered the art of creating meetings that are so long, so tedious, and so utterly pointless that you'll forget why you even came.

We're not just meeting planners, we're meeting sorcerers.

Our Members

We have a team of highly skilled meeting wizards who are dedicated to making your meetings a never-ending experience.

Meet our Members

Meetings We've Had

We've had meetings on just about everything, from the meaning of life to the best way to make a decent cup of coffee.

View our Meeting Archive

Join Us

Want to be a part of the Secret Society of Meeting Sorcerers? Click the link below to join our email list and receive updates on new meeting opportunities.

Disclaimer: By joining, you agree to receive an endless stream of meeting invitations, each one more tedious than the last.

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