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Our Membership Merits

We have a rigorous selection process. To become a member, you have to:

• Attend at least 3 meetings in 24 hours
• Recite the meeting mantra 5 times in front of a mirror
• Draw a meeting-themed doodle that meets our aesthetic

Don't worry, we'll send you a bill for your membership fees after the first meeting.