Our Organizational Woes

Because who needs productivity when you can have pointless meetings?

Meetings so frequent, they're like clockwork. Every day at 2 PM, 3 PM, 5 PM, and 10 AM. You know what? We're not just meeting, we're making history!

Secret Meetings

We don't just meet, we meet in secret. Like spies, but with PowerPoint.

Learn more about our clandestine gathering