Secret Society of Meeting Sorcerers

We are the masters of meetings. We have mastered the ancient art of turning any discussion into a never-ending, soul-sucking vortex of boredom.

We have a vast array of magical tools at our disposal, including but not limited to:

Agenda Sorcery: Our patented method of crafting agendas that guarantee maximum tedium.
Time Management Wizardry: We know exactly how to waste 5 hours on a 1-hour meeting.
Meeting Room Sorcery: We have a network of secret underground meeting rooms that defy the laws of spatial reasoning.
Power Point Sorcery: Our slides are designed to induce a coma within 10 minutes.