By now, you should have mastered the basics of Redundant Meetings. You've learned how to create an endless loop of pointless discussions and how to craft the perfect meeting invitation that guarantees 100% attendance. But there's still one more step to take: mastering the art of not getting soldiered to death.
It's a delicate balance of assertiveness and apathy. You need to appear engaged, while secretly counting down the minutes until the meeting's scheduled end. Here's a few tips to help you achieve this balance:
Step 5: Advanced Techniques for Meeting Survival
Don't forget to stay hydrated during your long meetings. A well-stocked water cooler is your friend. Or, you know, just pretend to drink water, like this:
