In this esteemed technique, we shall explore the ancient art of doing nothing. A delicate dance of stalling, a symphony of sidetracking, and a majestic flourish of feigned importance.
- Step 1: Pretend to be busy.
- Step 2: Stare intensely at the ceiling.
- Step 3: Tap your pen.
- Step 4: Whisper "Just one more minute" under your breath.
By following these tried-and-true steps, you too can harness the power of the pause. A power that will leave your colleagues bewildered, your managers bewildered, and your cat bewildered.
Technique 2: The Art of the Smile - A technique that will make you smile, even when you're not.
Technique 1: The Science of the Stare - A study of the art of staring, and the science of not-staring.