Meetings: where the world's greatest minds gather to decide that they don't need to decide.
According to the Meeting Sorcerer, there are only two possible reasons for meetings:
And so, the Meeting Sorcerer's Guide to RedundanT Meetings will help you navigate the mystic realm of pointless discussions and pseudo-decisions.
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Or, you know, just go back to your cube and stare at the wall.