Step 1: Prepare for 3 hours of small talk about the weather.
Step 2: Use 12+ PowerPoint slides to summarize the obvious.
Step 3: Invite 5 unnecessary stakeholders to "get their 2 cents."
Want more sorcery?
Read Part 2: The Art of Bureaucratic Speak
Or, for an extra dose of sorcery, read Part 3: The Power of Silent Communication