10:00 AM - "The Never-Ending PowerPoint Presentation"
12:00 PM - "Lunch Break: Free Pizza and More Free Pizza"
2:00 PM - "The Unnecessary Breakdown of the Quarterly Numbers"
5:00 PM - "The Mandatory Team-Building Activity: Trust-Falling with Dave"
Note: All times listed are subject to change, but not really.
Also, don't forget to bring your favorite snack, preferably something that will make the meetings even longer.